Tumblr just announced they’re banning every fandom but the donkey kong fandom so you fucking weeabos and superwholockians better get ready for a new age
We’re not going anywhere Junior.
Sorry fucking nerd it’s Donkey kong time
can’t believe she’s gone :(
found this sick keyboard at the thrift store and the mouse that comes with it is sick too
I’m sorry, this is so ugly. Probably because of the Comic Sans. But I can dig that mouse.
shut your fucking face fuckface
this vine is better than all of paranormal activity
me as a parent
The bags under my eyes aren’t even designer
i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me
riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue
"why do you only show half your face in snapchats?!"
"TURN DOWN" my copilot screams, trying to grab the airplane’s controls from me
"TURN DOWN FOR WHAT" i scream back as i icarus this bitch